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Post by pleasestandby on Oct 10, 2021 10:26:52 GMT -6
High Voltage takes his time moving across the ship’s surface. His head and body move side to side in tandem with one another as he inches forward. The sky above and the sea that surround the vessel seem more calm, but still plotting. He pushes from the heels to the balls of his feet and creates a small knock and creaking of against the boards. Physically, there’s not another soul in sight, but HV is overtaken by the feeling that there is. With his next step, he feels his right foot slip forward and down and takes another quick step back to avoid any further descent. He breathes a sigh of relief as he realizes the danger avoided, the hole created by the weight of Hachiman and Abby’s previous collision. He turns a corner, met by a narrow passage and screen door that appear undisturbed. His head nods a three count and his hand pulls the door out. Stepping into the room, he’s met by a control panel on each side of the room and windows that wrap around the full extent of the interior just above them. HV stops as the sound of a toilet flushing is heard from a side opening towards the opposite side of the room. There’s a sound of feet knocking against wood similar to his own and after a few proceeding seconds, a man with tired eyes and a thick auburn beard. His expression is one of visible annoyance as he moves towards High Voltage who looks like a deer in the headlights. Captain: You aren’t supposed to be here. Tear up the rest of the ship for all I care, but not here!
HV is taken aback by the response captain’s response. High Voltage: What do you mean YOU peop-
Before he can finish, the door behind him swings open once more. Instinctively, he pulls a full one-eighty and hits the latest visitor with a closed right hand. Captain: Take it outside!
The other person now shown to be Lazaro stumbles right back out to regain his footing. A couple blows are traded and the two brawl towards the end of the passage, careful not to go overboard. At the end of it, they’re presented with the ship’s still intact backside. There’s two more rights from HV and three from Lazaro, but they find themselves cut off by a high, feathery voice calling towards them. What they find next is Abby Walker, fully recovered from the fall through the floor wearing a BPW cheerleader’s uniform. She shoots them both a smile and holds her pom poms out to her side while both men cock their heads to the side. Abby: Ohhhhhhhhhh-kay! B-L-A-C-K SHOUT B-L-A-C-K!
CLAP B-L-A-C-K FIGHT B-L-A-C-K!
The speakers begin to buzz once more as the routine carries out to completion. It’s at this point that the two men who now stand side by side feel a hand on each of their shoulders.
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Post by ZMAC on Oct 10, 2021 11:03:46 GMT -6
Abby and her pom poms. How cute.
A fucking Dork-able
WELL
Demon zmac ain't the most handsome fella.
The sounds like a micro aggression.
Are you being ablist?
A DORK-ABLE
ABLE
Yup! Not very cash money of you.
Be a shame if.. you know
The sea started to swell.
The waves started to crash
The wind was blowing like Kennedy Matthew's on a Tuesday in Iowa among its many rivers.
Wade moor is jealous
The 4th wall breaks are back
And with it, demon zmac.
The ship barreled into a squall. Into a storm from out of no where
It's black
It's wet
In the biting confusion rolls up a wave
A demon wave.
It crashes on deck
Leaving behind the demon mcmorris
Harpoon in hand.
He throws it at Lazaro. It spikes into the wall behind him.
High voltage just realized he stepped into the wrong fucking scene.
Demon zmac vanishes only to reappear behind them. A wide swing catches them both as they crash into a deck railing.
Zmac lumber after her as she books it up to the captains deck.
She looks back. Zmac is gone.
She locks the door and barricades it. breathe easy, bby girl
Crash! Crash crash!
The door is being slammed from the other side.
Addy grabs a flare gun and steadies it. Focused on the door.
Yellow eyes glow in the darkness behind her.
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Oct 10, 2021 12:57:21 GMT -6
A ripple in the action, a viper uncoiling into the fray. Lockhart seems to appear out of nowhere, both fists pumping lefts and rights into the dome of anyone fool enough to get in his way. He turns and catches a flare gun to the face as Addy fires it off.
It causes him to sneeze.
Behind Addy and the glowing eyes, a silver death mask emerges.
“Our greatest adversary, how wonderful to see you.”
The demon ZMAC turns into me to catch a spear to the chest. Bull lifts him up and slams the projectile into the wall with the demon on it.
“This reminds us of good times.”
Bull turns and as Addy turns from Lockhart, Bull punts her in the lower regions, lifting her a good three feet off the ground before she crumpled into a heap.
“We understand you need a real force to fill that gap. It looks like we accomplished the job.”
Bull looks to Lockhart.
“Reap these souls.”
Lockhart grins and wades into the fray once again.
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Post by High Voltage on Oct 10, 2021 13:29:59 GMT -6
Angry about being cunt punted Miss Ainsworth channels powers from an alternate universe that doesn't even realise exists and she kicks Bull in the balls.
And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again. And she kicks him in the balls again.
She collapses like she is being dragged into the pits of hell.
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Post by ZMAC on Oct 10, 2021 13:34:33 GMT -6
Bulls not done with the demon- this drowned gawd
As Lockhart and Addy battle it out of the room, Corey bull looks at his old foe with intrigue and confusion.
He studies him for signs of life
There ain't ever been. There ain't ever will be.
Whoever- whatever this was, it's not who the bull thought it to be.
He goes to leave but stops in the doorway. He looks back and zmac is standing there.. both harpoon in hand.
Bull rushes and hits a big boot. Zmac crashes to the deck below.
Zmac is gone
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Oct 10, 2021 14:36:03 GMT -6
Bull slowly stands, his attention seemingly in two separate locations at once. His balls feel swollen, like more then normal. At the same time, the hair on his neck is standing up. Something is amiss.
Addy slowly stands, only to be trampled by Lockhart. He lifts her up and stares into her eyes.
“Pretty…but broken. Now I’ll make the outside match the inside.”
Lockhart swings her up and hits his hammer of Odin…against a wall…but instead of letting go, he simply stands back and does it again. And then again. Her chest looking like two deflated balloons, Lockhart drops her to the ground. His eyes survey the land, seeing Hachiman for the first time. Lockhart takes up a position, then takes several large strides before full on field goaling Hachiman into the wall.
Out of nowhere the so called Golden Idol appears. He starts to hammer the back of Lockhart, who takes it for the most part. He smartly avoids the axle arc swings and circles the back of Lockhart, hammering forearms j to his lower back area. But he seems to have taken his eyes off of the ball, as Bull comes out of nowhere and slams a boot into his face.
Bull and Lockhart look at the c senate, back to back and waiting for more battle.
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Post by pleasestandby on Oct 10, 2021 14:57:54 GMT -6
In the ballroom, there’s another wack that echoes out through the pitch black. Light moves across the room in a flicker and Will goes for a death blow. This time, however, Hachiman is able to catch the end of the wooden bat with his left hand out of pure reflex. The two wrestle over control of the weapon. Will pushes it down towards Hachiman’s throat and Hachi summons all the strength in his upper body to maintain survival. With a push back in the other direction, Hachiman sends the handle of the bat shooting up into Will’s face and colliding with his nose. The hit sends a wave of blood shooting across Will, Hachiman, and the area around them. Hachiman hits another and Will goes limp.
Hachiman’s face has seen better days as well as he retrieves the bat himself and uses it like a cane to prop himself up to his feet. He makes his way gingerly through the kitchen doors he’d just launched Alice through. They swing behind him as the sound of clanging metal is enough to get a subtle flinch. A feminine chuckle bounces from surface to surface and her voice calls to him.
Alice: Oh no, Hachi! What happened to you?! Are you okay?! You don’t look so good. Here..let’s take a closer look.
Lights on and he finds himself staring down the matriarch. Hachiman opts for offense over defense this time though. He places one hand on each end of the bat and jams the side forward into Alice’s throat. With Alice out of the way, Hachi looks for the next set of doors. Freedom, perhaps? He continues his march, but doesn’t get more than a few feet out before a row of burners come to life and Mr. Walker is on top of Hachiman a hand across the back of his neck driving his face towards burning flame. Hachi again wields the bat to his advantage and drives the end into Robert’s midsection. He grabs hold of his foe’s hand and jams it into the fire. Robert screams out in pain and begins thrashing around the kitchen in search of relief. Hachiman looks over his shoulder at the scene and continues once more. He pushes through the next set of doors out into the night and lets the outside air fill his lungs, making his way towards the railing to his right and collapsing down against it.
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Post by salvatore on Oct 10, 2021 19:10:14 GMT -6
EARLIER…
Angelo Salvatore could see the Ever Given fast approaching. It had been a long journey from Los Angeles, but he had finally arrived. Despite the long ride across the waters, the adrenaline was coursing through his veins in anticipation of what awaited him on the freighter. He was able to pull next to the large vessel and fumbled around in one of his crates. After a few moments of frantic searching, he pulled out a grappling hook(yes, that’s right). The hook flies through the air, hooking onto one of the decks.
“Here goes nothing.” Salvatore mumbled to himself as he pulled tight on the rope to test the stability, and then began to climb. As he was about half way up the side of the Ever Given, a large gust of wind sent him flying, back-first into the unforgiving steel. He clenches his teeth, letting out a loud, agonizing yell. Yet, he still held on like his life depended on it, because it likely did. Unfortunately, the wind was not letting up at all.
It felt like he was destined to fall before he heard a loud, piercing screech, and then, as if he had transported, he saw himself in the middle on one of the deck, facing down the Walker Family.
“What the fuck?” He thought to himself.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…
Salvatore finds himself in a weirdly isolated spot; with nobody in particular paying attention to him. Of course this was the best possible plan of action. He makes a note to try his best to avoid Lockhart and The Bastard Warlord, having heard particularly horrid things about them. While he has still somehow slid under everyone’s radar, he ducks inside to a nearby cabin.
But it wasn’t empty.
Before Salvatore stood the matriarch of the Walker clan.
Alice: Mister Salvatore, you didn’t think we’d forgotten you, did you?
Without warning, Abby smashes him in the back with a pipe! Salvatore goes down, much to the delight of Alice Walker. With malice in her eyes, Abby descends on Salvatore, starting to choke the life out of him on the floor! Her mother applauds her efforts until Salvatore kicks her off of him and rolls to a knee. Alice yells at Abby to engage and she charges at him and tackles him back through the cabin door!
They both roll through the splinters that used to be the door and Salvatore groggily gets to his feet before he’s met with an uppercut from Abby. She swings for another, but Salvatore is able to catch her arm and spin it around, catching her with a DDT on the deck!
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Post by pleasestandby on Oct 10, 2021 20:14:44 GMT -6
Hachiman looks up towards one of the speakers as the slow, worn voice plays out once more.
?: Hachi, you just stay right there. Take the rest. You earned it after all. We’ll be back for you later. Besides, looks like we’ve got more pressing matters to tend to.
The scene shifts from a bloody Hachiman panting like a dog along the rail to Salvatore patrolling a lower deck bathroom. With a flashlight in hand, he shines his beam on each stall. He centers the beam and lifts a boot up, slamming it towards each stall door. They fly open and smack against their own inside walls. One after another, he gets the same exact result: empty. He goes to the mirrors and takes a good look into his own eyes. While steering clear and scouting a majority of the action from a distance to this point, putting himself amongst the storm of blurred reality has left him looking sleepless. He shakes his head in an attempt to dismiss the situation. With a clockwise twist of a knob, water pours down into his hands and is subsequently thrown up into his own face. He turns the knob back and shakes droplets from his hands.
When he pushes back up, he sees a second face in the mirror. Salvatore turns to a smiling Will and lands a spinning backfist. He sends the Walker boy back into one of the empty stalls from the impact, but doesn’t look to let up. He dashes in and grabs a wrist, throwing Will towards the sink. Salvatore climbs on top of the marbled surface and pulls Will up with him.
?: Come on now. Surely we can work something out, right?
He ignores the voice and smashes Will’s face into the mirror, sending glass everywhere. Will rolls off onto the bathroom floor and begins crawling away in search of something to pull himself up with. Before Salvatore can hop down and proceed with the assault, ZMAC appears out of thin air just like everyone has for this entire match and drives a knee into Salvatore’s back. He hooks an arm around the back of his head and yanks him down for a neckbreaker that drives both men through sink itself.
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Oct 11, 2021 1:16:21 GMT -6
Bull and Lockhart survey the scene.
“What do you think General?”
Lockhart cracks his neck.
“I think we should make ourselves properly known.
Bull removes the silver death mask and tosses it, pulling off his shirt as Lockhart does the same. Underneath both are wearing T-shirt’s that say “Murder Inc, the greatest tag team you didn’t know you needed.” Both monsters start hunting for people to disturb. As they move along, they are secretly being watched.
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Post by Harvey Marx on Oct 11, 2021 12:44:13 GMT -6
Leonora: I want a wide angle from skycam. Get everything in the ring. Camera 4, you go anywhere the bastard goes.
Over the coms, the out of breath camera man wants to know which bastard. In this world and on this boat, it is a valid question.
Leo: The bastard warlord.
She is seated in front of a wall of monitors. Black Pyramid's usual broadcast director is curled up in a corner on the floor, a little terrified and more than a little turned on.
Leo glances to her right. She's editing bits of the madness before her together for the next SPL commercial. Miss Ainsworth is on a loop on the top left screen, furiously kicking Corey Bull in the balls, chasing him around the deck for more as he tries to squirm away. She smiles, making a note to get Adelaide on the show ASAP. She splices in a shot of The golden idol brandishing a leather paddle. She shakes her head disapprovingly. She'd like to show him the right way to swing one of those.
There are shouts and crashes reverberating through the deck plates over their heads. Carter Shaw has been doing tai chi in the back of the room and doesn't let the sound disrupt his harmony. The two women dancing on poles at the start of the show are having a playful tug of war over Marx's briefcase.
Mr. Shaw: Good thing you posted all these bodyguards, BT.
Marx: These Jabberwock guys? They're not bodyguards. They are here to make people think I actually need bodyguards. There's a lesson here, Mr. Shaw. What you see is rarely what's actually happening.
Shaw nods. This isn't the sort of training he thought he'd be getting from the retired boxer/TV personality, but he's learning. Marx turns his attention to the wall of monitors.
Marx: This is great, Leo.
Leo: it's Leo when you're on camera for all these idiots. It's best for my career. Anywhere else, Miss Albright. Got it?
Marx looks quickly over the monitors twice, a sinking realization hits him like his legendary left hook.
Marx: uh, Miss Albright? Where is Boris? I don't like the idea of him off without supervision.
Leo: The simp with the sax? We're live. He's your problem. Camera two, tight on Lockhart….. Somebody find me that weird demon porpoise guy! …..How should I know? He's nuts and he's controlling the weather? We need ratings, people!
Marx: Shaw take the briefcase and find Boris.
Mr. Shaw: What should I do when I find him?
Marx: What you always do. Hold my briefcase. Keep your head down out there kid.
Mr. Shaw: yes boss!
Leo: Eyes and Ears open. We've got a lot of people right where I want them tonight.
Her hand moves to the golden web pendant around her neck. The odd stone in the center catches the light bewitchingly.
Mr. Shaw: Will do, Miss Albright.
She whips her wheelchair around to face him.
Leo: Oh…YOU can call me L.J., my dear.
She bites her lower lip, fixing Shaw with a look Harvey has heard of but not seen before this moment.
That look cost Sheldon Osbourne seven hundred million dollars.
We fade out as Marx observes the chaos spilling across the monitors.
Marx: I love my job.
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Post by pleasestandby on Oct 11, 2021 17:28:49 GMT -6
Camera 4 continues its pursuit of Bull and Lockhart, who keep up with their own patrol around the upper deck of the ship. They move side to side, back to back, and every which way they can to avoid the dreaded sneak attack.
Lockhart: Anyone in particular you’re concerned about?
Bull: I wouldn’t say concerned, but I think we both know who we’re on the lookout for.
With the next turn of a corner, Bull and Lockhart find themselves in a standoff with a trio of Walkers. Alice with her voice a little more raspy than usual, Abby now out of the uniform and in surprisingly decent shape, and Robert who is still favoring left hand that’s been pretty badly burned. Neither side speaks a word towards the other. The Walkers flash their trademark smiles while Bull and Lockhart give each other the go-time nod and jump directly into battle.
Bull goes to Robert and gives a curious look as he looks at the wounded hand he has clutched against his stomach. He reaches into his pockets and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. He slides one on himself and tosses the next pair to Robert who manages to slide them on the good hand. Bull takes another step in and swings at Robert’s head which the man of the house narrowly evades and answers back with a sloppy shot that just barely connects. Bull isn’t fazed much though and lands a hard blow of his own that knocks Robert back. Bull relishes in the moment and takes another shot to the head. At the exact same moment, Robert lands a mean hook to the body.
Meanwhile, Lockhart tries his best to shake off the mother-daughter pairing who circle him and take turns with less honorable shots. They hit stomps to the feet, kicks to the shins, and knees to the back of his own. They size him up for a pair of elbows, but Lockhart leans out of their path in perfect rhythm, causing Abby and Alice to crash into each other instead. He hits a knee lift on both and The Walkers find themselves on the backfoot with the two groups merging closer and closer. Robert ducks yet another brass knuckles blow and leaps up to deck Bull right in the temple. He recognizes the situation and does the same to Lockhart.
All five competitors are just barely standing. They try their best to maintain positioning, but scramble to avoid the hole created previously. Before they can though, a guttural scream cuts through the air. With yet another wind, Hachiman appears and leaps through the air like something less than human. He smashes into the group and half a dozen bodies descend. They don’t land in the ballroom, but instead, crash through the floorboards there as well. Groggy, but somehow still alive, their half open eyes just barely make out the new setting. The heat and steam around them make it clear. This is the boiler room.
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Post by hachiman0 on Oct 12, 2021 7:20:14 GMT -6
Hachiman shimmies up the red and black piping, steam blasting as their meters shows the overtaxed systems at play. He reaches a foothold to get the prize he spotted on the way down. He then King Kong's his way back towards the ground level. A random burst, however, spits in his face and sends him landing hard to the metal grates making up its diamond print floor. Hachiman goes fetal for a moment, clutching onto an enormous pipe wrench.
That's when Lockhart reaches down and snatches it like candy from a large and very strange baby. He goes for a strike, but the gigantic vise on top gives him a more sinister idea. He applies the wrench to Hachiman's dome with enough force to hold him in place. His victim groans, begging the pain to stop when the cavalry arrives to wear down the tree trunk legs of Lockhart.
This swarm causes him to abandon the pressure on Hachiman's head and begins swinging wildly and wide at the Walkers. Stupidity takes all forms; for Hachiman, it gives him wings - soaring from his vulnerable place to put a rear naked choke on the monstrous general.
Bull rushes to his aid by wrapping this ghastly flea in about eight feet of emergency firehose until Hachiman has been restrained. He and Lockhart stand their ground while the Walkers move into an attack formation - all of them now holding random heavy duty tools. Hachiman, meanwhile, rolls about just thrashing like a baby seal.
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Post by thegoldenidol on Oct 12, 2021 12:06:21 GMT -6
I find my focus again, cutting High Voltage off from moving past me.
"You and I go back to Vegas, do you remember me, PUTA?"
"The wet back, right?"
This mother fucker, are you serious right now? This guy who bows to a woman, a weird deranged perro, and a giant ginger gringo?
"Why don't you speak up, essa, I can't hear you over your bruja barking orders at you!"
High Voltage throws a low kick at me and I dodge it, but I am met by a heel kick from his opposite foot.
"Not so funny now, are we Lazzo?"
I wipe the blood from my lip as I slowly get back up.
"Oh no, you're hilarious, gringo, but I gotta ask, when is she going to start dressing you up like her other little taunt monkey?"
Like a whirlwind, High Voltage rushes me and I duck a series of lariat, before returning the favor with a pele kick to the back of High Voltage's head, dropping him to the ship's hard surface.
"Come on Voltage, I thought you were better than this, essa…"
There goes my legs out from under me, thanks to my mouth and High Voltage's cat like reflexes. High Voltage lifts me to my feet and as I try to wiggle free, he suplexes me onto the hard floor of the ship.
"Cuz, I got your back!!"
From out of nowhere, Paco shows up with a big body acoustic guitar that he smacks High Voltage with that ends up exploding on impact.
"Play me a song, hombre!"
Paco with a terrible one liner… I find my feet and as I do, Mr. Flop sporting something out of a European swimsuit magazine latches himself crotch first to my face and headscissors me back to the ground.
"OH shit, cuz, I'll get this certified creeper!"
But he doesn't, because the giant ginger gringo, Spartan lifts Paco up into the air and drives him hard to the ship's deck with a Samoan drop.
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Post by thegoldenidol on Oct 12, 2021 18:23:05 GMT -6
Pain, just as I tell mi mija, you have to push through when you carry the world on your shoulders. Our lineage means everything to us and we raise the bar ourselves higher than we can possibly reach, because that is what makes us better. Improve through it all and you will be rewarded in time. That my friends is what this Road to El Dorado is ALL about and that is why I got on this ship to do battle just like I did in Vegas.
"What are you staring at, wet back?"
High Voltage's vulgar mouth brings me back to the battle at hand and I quickly pick Paco back up to his feet. We stare over to Voltage and his bruja's brood of idiotos.
"Straighten up, Paco, these gringos think they have our number here… What do you say to that?"
Paco, my cousin… My primo… My forever tagalong… One would call him scrappy and some would even call him a Mexican Swiss army knife…
"I gotchu, cuz…"
Paco is quick to pull out a pair of brass knuckles that he puts on and be pulls out a butterfly knife that he tosses to me. I flip it open and I twirl it around, catching Flop's attention.
"Ah, you like magic tricks, Senor Flop?"
I twirl the knife around my back and as Flop comes closer I point the black toward his face.
"Watch me make this blade disappear!"
As I'm about to stab the very annoying Flop... The Walkers, Murder Inc., Hachiman, Salvatore, and ZMac all spew out onto the deck in front of me colliding with Spartan, High Voltage, Flop, and my primo Paco. Right before my eyes an epic battle is taking place like Demoneos versus Angeles. Spartan and collides with The Bastard sending off Shockwaves through the crowd. Flop and Paco are choking one another. Hachiman is firing Roman candles at The Walkers keeping them away from him. ZMac shoots a line of coke off his arm and he howls into the sky before headbutting Salvatore, followed by Russian leg sweeping High Voltage. I meet eyes with Lockhart who roars in my direction.
"Heh, look at you El stupido gringo… The big ones always fall the hardest…"
Lockhart makes a straight shot for me and I try to dodge him, but he grabs me up quickly by the throat, squeezing the life out of me.
"Is… that… the… best… you… got?"
My life leaves my body as Lockhart double handed chokeslams me to the deck and I can feel my body collapse. I look over and I see Hachiman now meeting eyes with me, waving like the idioto he is.
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