The Road to El Dorado pt 5
Oct 5, 2021 21:01:27 GMT -6
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Post by thegoldenidol on Oct 5, 2021 21:01:27 GMT -6
"Let's go, mija!!!"
My Izzy is a future star of a different sport, today is her final game and if they win their glory will rain down upon them with an opportunity at THE gold…
"Keep on the ball, mija! You got this!"
Fútbol, the sport of OUR people, don't think about what's across the seas… My mija is one of the most most promising child on the field and she knows what it means to work hard for her familia's name… That is my blood, my mija, who came from my loins… I have pride in her, something my unwanted rival these past couple of weeks doesn't know a thing about. He's played the fool his entire life and even in his familia's afterlife, they can't rest because of his stupido antics. He tried to play his little trickster games on me by calling for mi popi from his resting place and he almost had me when he mentioned the white boots… Mi popi use to go on and on about the importance of white boots for the good guys… No matter how Hachiman is going to spin this, I am a good man in this story and my mija is proud of my accomplishments. Who close to Hachiman can say that they see him as an accomplished wrestler? He makes short jokes, just to put up a defense against what everyone really sees him as… A perro… A perro with a future as bleak as that of his past and there's no spirit in his contacts that'll deny it.
"That's the way to do it, Izzy!!"
Wow, Hachiman do you even know what it's truly like to feel like a winner in life, because even my Lil Izzy knows what her hard work can reward her with. Sadly, that feeling hasn't graced you, Hachi, because your victory is one that has been cheapened by the realization that you indeed stole that victory. Mono y mono, you've proven you cannot BEST ME and this week at Peril in the Panama, you will be shown as the fraud you are. You can bring whatever spirits you can conjure and you'll learn that this hombre in the white boots is too much for you.
"Check your eyes ref! That kid had his hands on the ball!"
Hachi, cheaters never prosper and I should know, my cousin Paco fails at every turn. He's a lot like you Hachi, if you didn't hear how much he spoke your praises last week, bit then again he's es stupido too. Birds of a feather, eh? You believe the two of us are destined to do battle and I ask, why is that, Hachi? I came into the Black Pyramid showcasing violence unmatched by anyone else, that's in your own words of course.
"Hey what's up, primo?"
"Just watching mija score goals and for some reason I can't stop thinking of slapping that Hachiman around…"
"Izzy is a natural out there and as for Hachiman, I think you NEED to defeat him so you can continue your path to GOLD."
Am I that predictable, that even Paco can see what I'm aiming for? No wonder Hachi thinks he has me all figured out… But the difference of what they think they know and what I am going to do, is that I always find a way to fulfill my DESTINY… Hachiman is not HOMBRE enough to stop me, I promise you that…
"Si, you're right, Paco and I'm not going to allow that stupido Hachiman to weasel his way into a victory over me, this time around."
"How do you plan to do that, cuz? You gonna cheat or something?"
"I'm not like you or Hachiman, Paco, I know what it is like to fight for what I want. Nah, I'm going to show him was true lucha is really all about. He thinks he knows what our ancestors have brought to the wrestling world, but he has NO IDEA. He's too lost in his own delusions and carefree lifestyle to take the world of wrestling seriously. Definitely not enough to actually do anything memorable..."
"He had that roll up on Ripped Taylor that cost you a victory…"
A good friend and a good cousin, but Paco is a damn idiot…
"Gooooooooaaallll!!!! Great shot, mija!!!"
"Damn, cuz, Izzy can't be stopped out there!"
"Thanks, Paco, I'm just glad we could make her last game before the championship game."
"I'm sure it means a lot to her, cuz… It's crazy seeing the fire she has in her out there, because it really looks like the same fire you have in you."
See, that's how a lineage works, Hachi… Good fathers pass on their good genes to their offspring… I have no idea what your Familia did for you, but it wasn't the same as I offered my mija. There's a reason your great grandfather has ghosted you in more ways than one… Your great grandfather doesn't like you and I find it hard to believe the fans of BPW like you. Hachiman, you are a walking punchline and not a single soul takes you seriously. A jester without any aspirations to take a seat on the throne… Hachi is a aimless boat rocking along a sea filled with jagged rocks begging for a swift end… An end I'll deliver to him at the Peril in the Panama show…
"I appreciate that, Paco, thank you and thank you for tagging along this road of mine."
"Eh, man, you know I'm always along for the ride and I don't know how we didn't spend all that money from Vegas yet."
He makes a valid point… I mean we just showed up to my daughters soccer game with a truck full of tacos and burritos… That's what I call soccer game snacks…
"Not to worry, cuz, this food truck didn't cost that much, because the owner said he was betting on me to bury that Hachi idiot this week, so he cut us a sweet deal."
"It is a no brainer, cuz and I'm glad that guy bet on the right dog in this fight."
Shouldn't be a surprise at all to anyone… Lázaro is better than Hachiman, it is a fact that's going to feel good to prove this week.
"Bet on Lázaro, just as I bet on my mija today."
Oh my God, she didn't!!!
"Mija just scored the game ending goal!!!!"
"Gooooaaaallll!!!!"
Hachiman, I am proud of my daughter and I guarantee, she will be proud of my performance this week at Peril in the Panama. No matter how you turn it and whatever spirits you speak to for advice… Lázaro beats Hachiman in every scenario. Collect mystical stones and I still win. Rub a genie's lamp and I win. Wish upon a falling star and I win. Pull a fortune cookie out of your bulbous ass and yeah I still win… Because I'm destined for greatness, perro and you're destined for the unemployment line or a local Americanized Hibachi grill… The time to laugh and joke around is over… It is time to take a step back onto my Road to El Dorado and to put you behind me.
"Look at that, Paco, she's doing hand motions of a championship belt around her waist at the opposing team… That's my mija."
"What can I say, cuz? You bred a winner…"
"Our Familia is filled with them, cuz, believe that."
Now we prove it by ending Hachiman and leave him floating in Panama...
My Izzy is a future star of a different sport, today is her final game and if they win their glory will rain down upon them with an opportunity at THE gold…
"Keep on the ball, mija! You got this!"
Fútbol, the sport of OUR people, don't think about what's across the seas… My mija is one of the most most promising child on the field and she knows what it means to work hard for her familia's name… That is my blood, my mija, who came from my loins… I have pride in her, something my unwanted rival these past couple of weeks doesn't know a thing about. He's played the fool his entire life and even in his familia's afterlife, they can't rest because of his stupido antics. He tried to play his little trickster games on me by calling for mi popi from his resting place and he almost had me when he mentioned the white boots… Mi popi use to go on and on about the importance of white boots for the good guys… No matter how Hachiman is going to spin this, I am a good man in this story and my mija is proud of my accomplishments. Who close to Hachiman can say that they see him as an accomplished wrestler? He makes short jokes, just to put up a defense against what everyone really sees him as… A perro… A perro with a future as bleak as that of his past and there's no spirit in his contacts that'll deny it.
"That's the way to do it, Izzy!!"
Wow, Hachiman do you even know what it's truly like to feel like a winner in life, because even my Lil Izzy knows what her hard work can reward her with. Sadly, that feeling hasn't graced you, Hachi, because your victory is one that has been cheapened by the realization that you indeed stole that victory. Mono y mono, you've proven you cannot BEST ME and this week at Peril in the Panama, you will be shown as the fraud you are. You can bring whatever spirits you can conjure and you'll learn that this hombre in the white boots is too much for you.
"Check your eyes ref! That kid had his hands on the ball!"
Hachi, cheaters never prosper and I should know, my cousin Paco fails at every turn. He's a lot like you Hachi, if you didn't hear how much he spoke your praises last week, bit then again he's es stupido too. Birds of a feather, eh? You believe the two of us are destined to do battle and I ask, why is that, Hachi? I came into the Black Pyramid showcasing violence unmatched by anyone else, that's in your own words of course.
"Hey what's up, primo?"
"Just watching mija score goals and for some reason I can't stop thinking of slapping that Hachiman around…"
"Izzy is a natural out there and as for Hachiman, I think you NEED to defeat him so you can continue your path to GOLD."
Am I that predictable, that even Paco can see what I'm aiming for? No wonder Hachi thinks he has me all figured out… But the difference of what they think they know and what I am going to do, is that I always find a way to fulfill my DESTINY… Hachiman is not HOMBRE enough to stop me, I promise you that…
"Si, you're right, Paco and I'm not going to allow that stupido Hachiman to weasel his way into a victory over me, this time around."
"How do you plan to do that, cuz? You gonna cheat or something?"
"I'm not like you or Hachiman, Paco, I know what it is like to fight for what I want. Nah, I'm going to show him was true lucha is really all about. He thinks he knows what our ancestors have brought to the wrestling world, but he has NO IDEA. He's too lost in his own delusions and carefree lifestyle to take the world of wrestling seriously. Definitely not enough to actually do anything memorable..."
"He had that roll up on Ripped Taylor that cost you a victory…"
A good friend and a good cousin, but Paco is a damn idiot…
"Gooooooooaaallll!!!! Great shot, mija!!!"
"Damn, cuz, Izzy can't be stopped out there!"
"Thanks, Paco, I'm just glad we could make her last game before the championship game."
"I'm sure it means a lot to her, cuz… It's crazy seeing the fire she has in her out there, because it really looks like the same fire you have in you."
See, that's how a lineage works, Hachi… Good fathers pass on their good genes to their offspring… I have no idea what your Familia did for you, but it wasn't the same as I offered my mija. There's a reason your great grandfather has ghosted you in more ways than one… Your great grandfather doesn't like you and I find it hard to believe the fans of BPW like you. Hachiman, you are a walking punchline and not a single soul takes you seriously. A jester without any aspirations to take a seat on the throne… Hachi is a aimless boat rocking along a sea filled with jagged rocks begging for a swift end… An end I'll deliver to him at the Peril in the Panama show…
"I appreciate that, Paco, thank you and thank you for tagging along this road of mine."
"Eh, man, you know I'm always along for the ride and I don't know how we didn't spend all that money from Vegas yet."
He makes a valid point… I mean we just showed up to my daughters soccer game with a truck full of tacos and burritos… That's what I call soccer game snacks…
"Not to worry, cuz, this food truck didn't cost that much, because the owner said he was betting on me to bury that Hachi idiot this week, so he cut us a sweet deal."
"It is a no brainer, cuz and I'm glad that guy bet on the right dog in this fight."
Shouldn't be a surprise at all to anyone… Lázaro is better than Hachiman, it is a fact that's going to feel good to prove this week.
"Bet on Lázaro, just as I bet on my mija today."
Oh my God, she didn't!!!
"Mija just scored the game ending goal!!!!"
"Gooooaaaallll!!!!"
Hachiman, I am proud of my daughter and I guarantee, she will be proud of my performance this week at Peril in the Panama. No matter how you turn it and whatever spirits you speak to for advice… Lázaro beats Hachiman in every scenario. Collect mystical stones and I still win. Rub a genie's lamp and I win. Wish upon a falling star and I win. Pull a fortune cookie out of your bulbous ass and yeah I still win… Because I'm destined for greatness, perro and you're destined for the unemployment line or a local Americanized Hibachi grill… The time to laugh and joke around is over… It is time to take a step back onto my Road to El Dorado and to put you behind me.
"Look at that, Paco, she's doing hand motions of a championship belt around her waist at the opposing team… That's my mija."
"What can I say, cuz? You bred a winner…"
"Our Familia is filled with them, cuz, believe that."
Now we prove it by ending Hachiman and leave him floating in Panama...