The Road to El Dorado pt 4
Sept 28, 2021 18:28:22 GMT -6
via mobile
hachiman0 and pleasestandby like this
Post by thegoldenidol on Sept 28, 2021 18:28:22 GMT -6
How much tequila can one really drink? That's what I asked myself since 4am after that match in San Salvador with Hachiman and Ripped Taylor. Paco watched as Hachiman STOLE the victory right out from under me… So what does a party animal like my cousin do to decompress?
"Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots!!!"
All the Shots lined up with the prettiest Latinas this town could offer… If this wasn't Costa Rica, I'd swear it was Rio.
"Cuz, these chicas are PRIME! Get these shots and shake off that defeat, hombre."
Defeat???
"Listen here, cuz… I didn't get defeated by that squinty eyed, jap… If you only knew, primo… If you only knew…"
"Meh, that Hachiman is funny AF, cuz…"
Alrighty, if he isn't going to listen, I'm going to have to school him…
"Hachiman is a jokester, trickster, and a disgrace to his Familia! He brings comedy to an industry that demands serious competition and for some crazy reason, we are destined to fight forever… Be it within the ashes of Las Vegas or San Salvador or San Jose… Hachiman isn't competition and what he did to Ripped Taylor last night was distasteful… It took ZERO talent to get one over on that dimwitted gringo… In a one on one with the Golden Idolo, Hachiman is going to be exposed as a fraud who pretends he can talk to the dead as much as he pretends he can WRESTLE."
My cousin throws back 3 Shots in a row before wiping his mouth off.
"Cuz, the dude may not be able to wrestle, but he has serious style points…"
"He doesn't know the difference between a leg lock and a padlock, essa…"
"Okay, okay… I get it, he is indeed a jokester, but so wasn't your old man and you respected him."
He didn't just say that…
"Cuz, tell me you didn't just say that? My Padre was a hard worker and he killed himself all over the world, working for some of the shadiest promoters. They made him a joke, he didn't choose that shtick!"
"And Hachiman?"
"Look at him living within his delusions, it is plain as day that he isn't faking being the village idiota!"
"I feel ya, cuz, now can we enjoy these fine ladies or would you rather drone on about Hachiman's poor taste in hats?"
El stupido…
"Bring on the girls!"
******
"I'm not one to do these videos inside of a car too often, Hachiman, but there's something you need to hear from ME before we square off next Tuesday… I am on a journey, hombre and I'm not going allow you of all people to rip my road to El Dorado away so easily. If you want this victory against The Golden Idolo, you are going to have to show up, clear minded and ready to BATTLE. I've talked with Senor Muertos many times before and he swears by my warrior pride of my ancestors. My Familia, is counting on my success and mija needs her popi to stand tall on top of BPW. I had my opportunity against Mundo and I showcased my talents in the main event! Where has Hachiman been? At the bottom of the company's foot, where he BELONGS… Can you imagine what mija would say if this El stupido Hachiman pinned ME?"
NO, that can never HAPPEN!
"Hachiman is not destined for greatness, no matter how many ancestors you find yourself yammering on with… Even your own family doesn't believe in you, Hachiman and the sad thing is… You're content with that. You have zero drive and you have zero chance of being anything more than the resident clown who has a love for hats… The Pyramid is going to overshadow your path and if you gaze upon your crystal ball, you'll see that I am speaking the truth…"
Let's break some truth to the poor perro…
"If you've gotten lost in what I've been saying this entire time, Hachi… You are below me… You are a waste of talent on this roster… And I guarantee you will bring dishonor to your familia, because that's what you squinty eyed idiots love to yammer on about."
Still… This will be lost on Hachiman…
"This is MY ROAD TO EL DORADO, Hachi and I will rise to the very TOP of the Pyramid where I can gaze upon you being eclipsed by it's mighty peak… I battle for my Familia while you flounder in hopes some spirit of an old deceased relative will pat you on the head and tell you that you're a special hombre. Mija's spirit runs through me and keeps me going on this long road… That's what drives me, Hachi and that's that's difference between you and me…"
I hope he's ready…
"I hope you're ready to be exposed, because that's the only thing you have waiting for you in Costa Rica… 1… 2…. 3… You're forgotten in a heartbeat and regulated to the resident fall guy. Where you rightfully belong… I dare you to say other wise, because the fans will see you for what you truly are after it is all said and done…"
He'll never be ready…
"I'll see you in San Jose, Hachi and I'll show you what a warrior's spirit is really like!"
"Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots!!!"
All the Shots lined up with the prettiest Latinas this town could offer… If this wasn't Costa Rica, I'd swear it was Rio.
"Cuz, these chicas are PRIME! Get these shots and shake off that defeat, hombre."
Defeat???
"Listen here, cuz… I didn't get defeated by that squinty eyed, jap… If you only knew, primo… If you only knew…"
"Meh, that Hachiman is funny AF, cuz…"
Alrighty, if he isn't going to listen, I'm going to have to school him…
"Hachiman is a jokester, trickster, and a disgrace to his Familia! He brings comedy to an industry that demands serious competition and for some crazy reason, we are destined to fight forever… Be it within the ashes of Las Vegas or San Salvador or San Jose… Hachiman isn't competition and what he did to Ripped Taylor last night was distasteful… It took ZERO talent to get one over on that dimwitted gringo… In a one on one with the Golden Idolo, Hachiman is going to be exposed as a fraud who pretends he can talk to the dead as much as he pretends he can WRESTLE."
My cousin throws back 3 Shots in a row before wiping his mouth off.
"Cuz, the dude may not be able to wrestle, but he has serious style points…"
"He doesn't know the difference between a leg lock and a padlock, essa…"
"Okay, okay… I get it, he is indeed a jokester, but so wasn't your old man and you respected him."
He didn't just say that…
"Cuz, tell me you didn't just say that? My Padre was a hard worker and he killed himself all over the world, working for some of the shadiest promoters. They made him a joke, he didn't choose that shtick!"
"And Hachiman?"
"Look at him living within his delusions, it is plain as day that he isn't faking being the village idiota!"
"I feel ya, cuz, now can we enjoy these fine ladies or would you rather drone on about Hachiman's poor taste in hats?"
El stupido…
"Bring on the girls!"
******
"I'm not one to do these videos inside of a car too often, Hachiman, but there's something you need to hear from ME before we square off next Tuesday… I am on a journey, hombre and I'm not going allow you of all people to rip my road to El Dorado away so easily. If you want this victory against The Golden Idolo, you are going to have to show up, clear minded and ready to BATTLE. I've talked with Senor Muertos many times before and he swears by my warrior pride of my ancestors. My Familia, is counting on my success and mija needs her popi to stand tall on top of BPW. I had my opportunity against Mundo and I showcased my talents in the main event! Where has Hachiman been? At the bottom of the company's foot, where he BELONGS… Can you imagine what mija would say if this El stupido Hachiman pinned ME?"
NO, that can never HAPPEN!
"Hachiman is not destined for greatness, no matter how many ancestors you find yourself yammering on with… Even your own family doesn't believe in you, Hachiman and the sad thing is… You're content with that. You have zero drive and you have zero chance of being anything more than the resident clown who has a love for hats… The Pyramid is going to overshadow your path and if you gaze upon your crystal ball, you'll see that I am speaking the truth…"
Let's break some truth to the poor perro…
"If you've gotten lost in what I've been saying this entire time, Hachi… You are below me… You are a waste of talent on this roster… And I guarantee you will bring dishonor to your familia, because that's what you squinty eyed idiots love to yammer on about."
Still… This will be lost on Hachiman…
"This is MY ROAD TO EL DORADO, Hachi and I will rise to the very TOP of the Pyramid where I can gaze upon you being eclipsed by it's mighty peak… I battle for my Familia while you flounder in hopes some spirit of an old deceased relative will pat you on the head and tell you that you're a special hombre. Mija's spirit runs through me and keeps me going on this long road… That's what drives me, Hachi and that's that's difference between you and me…"
I hope he's ready…
"I hope you're ready to be exposed, because that's the only thing you have waiting for you in Costa Rica… 1… 2…. 3… You're forgotten in a heartbeat and regulated to the resident fall guy. Where you rightfully belong… I dare you to say other wise, because the fans will see you for what you truly are after it is all said and done…"
He'll never be ready…
"I'll see you in San Jose, Hachi and I'll show you what a warrior's spirit is really like!"