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Post by Lexi Sparkles on Sept 16, 2021 7:03:00 GMT -6
Rules- Posts limited to 500 words max.
- Absolutely no double posting unless the thread has been inactive for at least six hours.
- Do not kill or permanently main or cripple your opponents. Do not declare yourself the winner.
Judging will be based on creativity, interactions with others, and storytelling. You are, in this thread only allowed to use your opponent's characters without permission. God-moding and no-selling will be considered judging demerits, as well as the handling of characters of others we feel inappropriate.
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Post by Conrad Dukes on Sept 16, 2021 13:03:14 GMT -6
Introduction
Harvey Marx: I'm Harvey Marx, host of Sucker Punch Live on the road with Black Pyramid Wrestling. This sexy southpaw invites you to join him this week in a place that's always hopping, a place that welcomes all sorts of shady characters, troublemakers, degenerates, and even your mom! A place where rules mean about as much as the script for this commercial!
It's Harvey's House of Hardcore!
I’ve made a career out of bringing you hundreds of dim-witted douchebags being pummeled by someone three times their size. That's why I’m proud to present a hardcore brawl between Lockhart and the Order of Chaos! What do I even need this for?!Marx tears up the script. Harvey Marx: It's an eight foot minotaur vs. Three spoiled nimrod and anything goes! |
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Sept 21, 2021 1:47:03 GMT -6
Bull and Lockhart look at the three men.
Bull: This is your only chance. If you walk away, we will not have you destroyed.
All three men laugh and Jason starts to approach with Yung and Lil H flanking him. Bull nods to Lockhart and he takes to strides forward and grabs Jason by the face and lifts him up and throws him like a potato sack. Yung and Lil h start raining blows onto Lockhart, but he seems uneffected. Lockhart drives an elbow into Yung that drops him and then he two hands the throat of Lil and lifts him into the air and just holds him there.
Lockhart: What a strange little beast you are. Not even worth the greatest’s time.
Lockhart drops Lil H and the punts him into a bunch of weapons just piled on the floor.
Lockhart: Is there no one here worthy of the Greatest of All Time!?!
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Post by ooc on Sept 21, 2021 16:29:14 GMT -6
The homies drag Lil Drox out of the pile of weapons and he dusts his mafuckin shoulders off. The homies try to hold him back but he's got the biggest ol nuts on the block, fam.
Jason Wilds: Oh shit! You done fucked up now, you gargoyle lookin piece of shit!
Yung Sheldon: Yeah, dawg! You ain't seen a weapon like what Lil Hydroxiquine!
Lil Drox gets right up to the fuckin turd lovers. He firmly grabs his groinal area.
Lil Hydroxyquine: I'm boutta drop this mafuckin hammer on you bitches! Ya asses better recanize!
Before anyone can recognize anything, Jason Wilds launches a brick at Bull's head. It takes him back a bit and blood pours down his face. A sick, sadistic smile takes over Bull's face. Lockhart looks stunned.
Lockhart: You boys should probably run.
And then--
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