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Post by thegoldenidol on Sept 6, 2021 5:32:45 GMT -6
Lexi looks around the ring, her eyes shifting from Taylor to Hachiman back to Taylor who's starting to lift himself up in the corner. Without hesitation, Lexi meets Taylor's face with a high knee and she leads him out, dropping him with a swinging neckbreaker. As Lexi stands back up, Hachiman surprises her with what could only be described as "pocket" sand, she quickly starts to rub her eyes, but Hachiman capitalizes on her condition by hoisting her up into a running death valley driver. Now Hachiman stands tall in the ring as Bull and High Voltage have now spilled into the crowd. Bull roars at High Voltage and the fans around them scatter with security coming in to stand between them creating a perfect circle for the two men to do battle in. High Voltage throws a punch and Bull gets rocked back, but Bull comes back with his own, sending High Voltage reeling. High Voltage comes back with a series of European uppercuts, really rattling Bull, but Bull cuts him off by grabbing him by the throat with both beast like hands. One swift motion, Bull hoists High Voltage up and slams him down onto the concrete, letting out a sickening thud.
Story of the day, I'm having to find my feet again… I can see the man beast, Bull pounding his chest in the crowd as fans point at the lump below his feet. Inside the ring however, Hachiman is giving Lexi a lesson in camel clutches and I know this is my chance…
Lázaro climbs onto the apron and before he can get into the ring, he is met by Taylor on the ring apron who delivers a stiff chop to the chest.
Mios dios, perro!
Taylor delivers another even stiffer chop that brings Lázaro to a knee. Taylor leaps down dropping Lázaro onto the ring apron with a ddt, which triggers Taylor's one man gun show as he flexes on his downed opponent.
Stupido puta…
Taylor climbs back up on the apron and he pulls Lázaro up to his feet, resting him against the ring post. Taylor backs away to the other ring post and he measures Lázaro up. Taylor sprints along the apron like he just caught an on the run pass and Lázaro leaps to the top rope, allowing Taylor to meet the ring post. In a swift motion, Lázaro leaps over Taylor and grabs him on the way to the floor in a sunset powerbomb. Lázaro finds his feet and he throws up his left index finger to the fans, who give him a huge pop.
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Post by High Voltage on Sept 6, 2021 17:19:52 GMT -6
Turning to her right, locking gaze with her gargantuan beast of destruction, Spartan. His incredible ginger beard dwarfs his face, casting shadow across his frame.
Miss Ainsworth: This fool may as well be holding his dick in his hand for all the good he is doing for me right now. Deal with this.
She dismissively waves the destroyer to the ring to take care of business so to speak. Refocusing her attention to the insectoid Mr. Flop, whose leer only serves to make uninitiated uncomfortable in their skin. His raggedly brown hair hands loosely on his forehead, and despite his immaculate, but mismatched suit, his image is one of a creepy nature.
Miss Ainsworth: You. I think you have made a mistake in your selections.
Mr. Flop licks his lips as would a toad.
Mr. Flop: 'Twas no mistake in the selections I make. 'Twas the right decison by my hand. 'Twis not my problem that the child has failed to recognise what is in front of eyes. 'Twis not problem if you request that I do not infect him like a virus. 'Twis not my problem in hand him his fortune before he knows 'twat his task is.
Miss Ainsworth glares a hole there the soul of the odd Mr. Flop.
Miss Ainsworth: It will be your problem if I do not get what I want. My I remind that it was that saved you from the 'gators that wanted to serve you as chili to the pigs.
Mr Flop: 'Twit appreciated but you must learn patience my lady.
Miss Ainsworth: Not a virtue of mine.
Mr. Flop: 'Twil be you see.
Miss Ainsworth raises her hand, an action that makes the slimy insect flinch and sneer.
Miss Ainsworth: Go help Spartan.
Mr. Flop slithers away from his mistress. She watches on, the disappointment on her face turns to glee as she watches her Spartan lift the Golden Idol upon his shoulders and drive him into the mat, just in time for Mr. Flop to enter the ring and start biting the face of Lexi Sparkles. Spartan directs High Voltage to lift a fallen Hachiman on his shoulders and send his head plummeting into the mat with Ten Thousand Volts.
Miss Ainsworth claps approvingly.
Only to see Bull flatten her charge from behind.
She stops and walks away impatiently.
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Post by thegoldenidol on Sept 7, 2021 10:55:37 GMT -6
Bull grabs up Spartan and powers him out of the ring, catching the attention of the vermin, Flop who jumps on Bull like a rabid weasel. Bull grabs him by the throat and the crotch, hoisting him in the air, pumping him up and down with ease as her roars at Spartan on the outside. Bull launches Flop like a lawn dart into the face and body of Spartan, taking both down into a pile of body parts and obvious excrement. High Voltage spins Bull around and delivers a thumb to the eye, followed by pump kick to Bull's weakened knee, that drops him to the opposite knee. High Voltage runs to the corner post, scales it quickly and flies off with a twisted body block that smashes Bull to the mat, but both men don't get off that easily as Lázaro crashes down on them with a Phoenix splash. The train wreck of bodies flop around with Lexi standing up wiping her face off from Flop slobber, noticing the wreckage. She makes short work of the ropes and leaps off the top rope down onto High Voltage with a pair of double knees. Lexi rolls through but she is met by Hachiman who uses her momentum to lift her up into a snap suplex. Hachiman turns his attention to Lázaro who's starting to pull himself up against the rope, but Hachiman cuts him short with a running knee to his chest, whiplashing his head in the ropes. Hachiman turns around and sees Bull doing the same thing as Lázaro, in which Hachiman delivers him his very own punishment, whiplashing Bull against the ropes as well. Hachiman turns his attention to High Voltage and he hoists him up into a fireman's carry. Hachiman runs and rams High Voltage's head against the top turnbuckle before draping him across the top ropes. Hachiman smiles and points to his brow before running to the ring post to his right, climbing it giving the fans a bit of magic fingers as if saying, "watch this". Hachiman walks the top rope very carefully, about half way toward High Voltage, Hachiman leaps off and lands a headbutt into Voltage's gut causing him to cough out loud, tumbling back to the ring corner in a pile. Hachiman throws his hands up to the crowd and he is met by a leaping shining wizard from Lexi who sends Hachiman crashing hard to the mat.
I can't let all these gringos have the upper hand…
Lázaro stands and connects with a picture perfect drop kick that sends Lexi to the outside. Lázaro leans over and points down toward her, leaving himself open for Bull to hoist him up on his shoulders on an electric chair drop.
I will DESTROY THIS BULL FOR MIJA!
Lázaro lands a series of fists to Bull's temple, rattling the giant and Lázaro in one fluid motion rotates on Bull's shoulders, grabbing him by the head driving him hard to the mat with a ddt.
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Sept 7, 2021 10:56:28 GMT -6
Bull stares around with fire in his eyes. This was not the way he wanted this to go. This was suppose to be a test. Suddenly a ringing sound from the Warlords pocket jolts him back to reality. He pulls up a specially designed cell phone, a new prodcut from DCI that is made of titanium alloys and able to take massive amounts of damage.
"Speak.....excellent...ah yes, I see it now. Good job Dr. Moriarty."
A large helicopter, a Boeing CH-47 Chinook, comes flying in with a cargo container. The door flies open and a monstrosity walks out.
 
He looks around, his massive head looking left to right. He stands 8 feet tall and while looking like a monstrosity, there is an intelligence behind his eyes. He looks to Bull and kneels before him, bowing.
"Lord Bull, what is thy bidding?"
"Lockhart....destroy them all."
"As you command Lord Bull."
The beast named Lockhart, not because it is a mocking name but because that is the mind that now occupies this frame, turns to the fighters and begins to systematically level them.
The massive Spartan stands and turns, obviously looking for Bull. Instead he turns to see a creature looking at him with a sinister smile.
"So your what happens when a dwarf fucks a bearded lady."
A chuckle of sorts leaves the mouth of Lockhart before he lifts Spartan up to his shoulders in a massive back breaker style submission, the muscles in his arms stretching to the limit to bend the big man in half. |
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Post by thegoldenidol on Sept 7, 2021 14:00:15 GMT -6
Mios dios, I can't believe my eyes watching this titan even bigger than Corey Bull bend this Spartan guy practically in half… Lázaro what in the hell is going on here? What in the hell did Salvador get me into?
Lázaro's eyes widen as Lockhart picks up Spartan on one shoulder and Flop on the other and begins stretching the two out with a double Canadian backbreaker. Bull wraps his giant palm around the back of Lázaro's head and Lázaro quickly reacts with a Pelee kick under the chin of the man beast who stumbles backward. Lázaro follows up by springboarding off the ring ropes and soaring over Bull and catching him with a reverse-NO BULL CATCHES LÁZARO AND OKLAHOMA SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE RING POST LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN BEFORE CIRCLING AROUND AND DRIVING HIM INTO THE MAT!
Mija… I need your strength now more than ever before… I am a mere mortal amongst monsters…
From ringside Lázaro's cousin Paco shows up doing a whazzup face and throwing up some sorta gang signs.
Don't go out like a Lil puta, cuz! You're a Golden Idol! You're fighting for the Familia! Ah!
Lockhart drops Spartan and Flop onto Paco, he looks to Bull for his praise, which obliges with a simple head nod.
Paco!!!!
Lázaro extends his left hand out and Bull stomps it down to the mat, laughing a guttural laugh. Bull is met by dueling dropkicks to the back of his knees by Hachiman and Lexi causing him to drop to both knees. From the top rope, Ripped Taylor leaps off coming down with a pinpointed elbow to Bull's skull, dropping the monster to the mat. Taylor flexes and throws his arms up to the fans in an "Are you not entertained" fashion, only for High Voltage to catch him off guard with a leaping double foot stomp to his chest, driving the gridiron rebel hard to the mat. High Voltage lands a spinning heel kick to Lexi's chin and then uses the momentum to hit a high knee to Hachiman's chin that rocks him back to the ring post. Voltage follows him in with a clothesline and a running bulldog, dropping Hachiman onto the back of Bull. High Voltage jaws to the crowd looking at the destruction resting at his feet.
I have to get to Paco…
Lázaro climbs to the ring apron and High Voltage notices him… As Voltage runs toward him, Lázaro low bridges him and let's Voltage's momentum carry him into the waiting arms of Lockhart who catches him and hurls him with a vicious fall away slam. Lázaro smirks to the crowd tapping his left temple.
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Post by thegoldenidol on Sept 7, 2021 21:57:24 GMT -6
Lázaro panders to the fans until he sees Paco climbing out of the wreckage of the body's of Flop and Spartan. He pulls Paco up to the apron and lifts his hand up to the crowd.
Viva LA Familia!
Paco throws a thumbs up to the crowd before Lázaro and him get knocked off the apron with Lexi hitting a headscissors on Lázaro and a head whip on Paco, sending both men into Lockhart taking the monster down. Ripped Taylor and Hachiman team up to do battle with Bull in the ring, each one taking turns delivering Blistering chops across his chest. After a series though, Bull has enough and grabs both men by the faces and runs them through the ropes to the outside, joining the pile up of bodies.
Mios dios… He's not going to do what I think he's going to do…
Bull points to the bodies… Flop, Spartan, Lockhart, Hachiman, Lexi, Taylor, Paco, and Lázaro as he climbs to the top rope. The monster lets out a giant ear burst roar as he flies through air, crashing down on every victim on the outside who dared to be in his path. Bull stands up, pealing Flop off of his chest and he rolls back into the ring pumping his fist and pounding his chest to the crowd.
It can't end like this... NO not like this!
Lázaro begins to climb into the ring and he points duel finger pistols at Bull.
Let's dance PUTA!
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