Post by ZMAC on Mar 4, 2021 18:27:41 GMT -6
When the dirty streets run into moldy and muddy shadows. The slowly aging hellscape melts into desert noir. Ya boi ol’ Z steps out of a 7-11 and walks towards the road with the neon lights bearing down on his shoulders. He fist pounds a pack of camels against the bone of his palm but is nearly run down by a classic black and yellow taxi just as soon as he steps off the curb. The brakes on the car grind and wobble as the car comes to a stop.
“Aint forward momentum a bitch” Yells the driver.
“You dumb somma bitch. I’ll kill you fucking!” Yells back our Boi.
ZMAC walks up to the driver’s window but is stopped. As he’s caught off guard. The driver is another ZMAC, left hand held up to reveal futuristic tech and a large 3-inch wide running from forehead to chin down the left side at the eye and a scruffy beard to match ZMACs.
“We need to talk.”
Z:downloads/Flash_Forward/Car_Interior.Exe
With 2 Z’s riding around, our boi is flummex’d - straight up bamboozled - the rare sight, indeed. Our boi in the back seat starts asking questions.
“I’m sorry, what part of the time-space continuum don’t you understand?”
“We’re a flash point Paradox, Z. We’re a constant across all realities- except you never change.”
“Ya homeboi, I get that. I tried exploring that shit, aint nobody seemed to care.”
“They will cuz you’ve become per(Z)ona non Grata. Do you have any idea whats going on in the standard timeline?”
“Not a fuggin clue.”
“You’ve become a racist.”
Our boi waits for the punch line. “... AANND?”
The other Z has to reiterate. “Nah, son. Thomas Bates, kinda racists. Like you’re one Dag Riddick Forum post away from Q.”
“That's dumb”
“We know. Very 1999 edge lord cringe.”
“What we? Whos we? What Z are you; what’s your Twitter handle?”
“I’m @sentinel_Z.”
“I havnt seen you in Purgatory before.”
“I’m pretty hard to kill.”
“Arnt we all?”
“ I can explain better when we get back to the testing grounds.” replies sentinel Z
“That's completely on the outside of town. I have a match tonight against Tuxedo Mask.”
“If I don’t take you there, you will get backlisted from wrestling and your loop will close. You’ll be replaced. It’s already started. You had to eat a month-long ban.”
“So, are you saying theres another ZMAC from an alternate timeline whos trying to ruin my name to take my spot? Which mother fucker is it?”
“I’m not sure. That's what we’re trying to figure out.”
“Yah, whos the WE?”
“The Re:/Z/istance. We go around, closing the loop on rouge Z’s across the multiverse.”
“If there’s a googleplex of ZMACs, why me?”
“Because you’re the most Rouge of us all.”
Z:downloads/Flash_Forward/Testing_Grounds.Exe
They get out of the car as ZMAC protests.
“I still don’t know why we’re back here. Theres nothing here but a bedroll as a spawn point.”
“Have you checked out whats across the street?” Asks Sentinel Z.
“Its just a plywood shack.”
“Damn, past you is a dick to future you, huh?”
They walk across the bombed out street to a plywood shack. Sentinel turns the face of a clock as the floor moves to reveals stairs.
“ Swear to Gawd if this is just Balfore trying to get his gun back.”
Sentinel Z turns to ZMAC “Balfore got taken out as well. A residual effect from the paradox bleed. The timeshift affected his cells and reaggravated an old injury. You both missed a pay per view and title opportunities. “
They make their way down concrete steps and into the darkness.
“Welcome, @world_Tour69, to the Re:/Z/istance.”
“Aint forward momentum a bitch” Yells the driver.
“You dumb somma bitch. I’ll kill you fucking!” Yells back our Boi.
ZMAC walks up to the driver’s window but is stopped. As he’s caught off guard. The driver is another ZMAC, left hand held up to reveal futuristic tech and a large 3-inch wide running from forehead to chin down the left side at the eye and a scruffy beard to match ZMACs.
“We need to talk.”
Z:downloads/Flash_Forward/Car_Interior.Exe
With 2 Z’s riding around, our boi is flummex’d - straight up bamboozled - the rare sight, indeed. Our boi in the back seat starts asking questions.
“I’m sorry, what part of the time-space continuum don’t you understand?”
“We’re a flash point Paradox, Z. We’re a constant across all realities- except you never change.”
“Ya homeboi, I get that. I tried exploring that shit, aint nobody seemed to care.”
“They will cuz you’ve become per(Z)ona non Grata. Do you have any idea whats going on in the standard timeline?”
“Not a fuggin clue.”
“You’ve become a racist.”
Our boi waits for the punch line. “... AANND?”
The other Z has to reiterate. “Nah, son. Thomas Bates, kinda racists. Like you’re one Dag Riddick Forum post away from Q.”
“That's dumb”
“We know. Very 1999 edge lord cringe.”
“What we? Whos we? What Z are you; what’s your Twitter handle?”
“I’m @sentinel_Z.”
“I havnt seen you in Purgatory before.”
“I’m pretty hard to kill.”
“Arnt we all?”
“ I can explain better when we get back to the testing grounds.” replies sentinel Z
“That's completely on the outside of town. I have a match tonight against Tuxedo Mask.”
“If I don’t take you there, you will get backlisted from wrestling and your loop will close. You’ll be replaced. It’s already started. You had to eat a month-long ban.”
“So, are you saying theres another ZMAC from an alternate timeline whos trying to ruin my name to take my spot? Which mother fucker is it?”
“I’m not sure. That's what we’re trying to figure out.”
“Yah, whos the WE?”
“The Re:/Z/istance. We go around, closing the loop on rouge Z’s across the multiverse.”
“If there’s a googleplex of ZMACs, why me?”
“Because you’re the most Rouge of us all.”
Z:downloads/Flash_Forward/Testing_Grounds.Exe
They get out of the car as ZMAC protests.
“I still don’t know why we’re back here. Theres nothing here but a bedroll as a spawn point.”
“Have you checked out whats across the street?” Asks Sentinel Z.
“Its just a plywood shack.”
“Damn, past you is a dick to future you, huh?”
They walk across the bombed out street to a plywood shack. Sentinel turns the face of a clock as the floor moves to reveals stairs.
“ Swear to Gawd if this is just Balfore trying to get his gun back.”
Sentinel Z turns to ZMAC “Balfore got taken out as well. A residual effect from the paradox bleed. The timeshift affected his cells and reaggravated an old injury. You both missed a pay per view and title opportunities. “
They make their way down concrete steps and into the darkness.
“Welcome, @world_Tour69, to the Re:/Z/istance.”
