Post by kinglightskin on Feb 16, 2021 19:24:48 GMT -6
BANG BANG BANG
Wyvern: Oi, cunt! Get outta bed! Let’s go get somefin’ to eat!
Dammit.
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BA-
I slither towards the door and do a real shit fuckin’ job of adjustin’ my hawaiian button up, leavin’ half that shit poppin’ like a fuckin’ hog.
He scans over me kinda sus, studyin’ the button up and crooked board shorts.
Andre: Nigga, what’s it to you? What if I have?
Wyvern: Ayy, I get it, babyyy. Gotta have a litt’ul bit’uh fun here and there!
Andre: Yeah yeah.
Wyvern: Who you plugin’ then?
Andre: One of them security guards, picked up one of the big ol’ fuckin’ burly ones.
Wyvern: Oh shit! You were wif that girl from the bar!
Andre: You weird, my nigga.
Wyvern: Ayyyyyyy! That’s what I’m talkin’ about, man!
Andre: Yeah, what you thinkin’ about anyways?
Wyvern: You been to the buffet downstairs yet? Fuckin’ killer, man.
Andre: Nah, not yet.
Wyvern: Great! We’ve gott’uh keep you at the top’uv your game, fill ya up wit’ a bunch of eggs and shit.
Andre: Bro, you act like you the trainer or somethin’.
Wyvern: I just need you at the top’uv your game.
Andre: You do? Why’s that?
Wyvern: Well, ya know that if you look good then I look good, yeah?
Andre: I can’t help you not be ugly, bruh.
Walkin’ down the hall, we pass a muhfucker wit’ the combed back hair in a cheap suit lookin’ like Adrien Brody. He mean mugs us as we pass, but Wyvern stops me before I can say shit.
He trips on his words a lil’ bit as he stumbles into a response.
Weird nigga.