The Bastard Lands IV: BFR (Break From Reality Channel)
Feb 8, 2021 23:07:59 GMT -6
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Post by Bastard Warlord on Feb 8, 2021 23:07:59 GMT -6
The Pit - formerly known as Arden
C G Assets building
The Bastard Lands, formerly known as Southwest Las Vegas
“You're absolutely sure that everything is in order?”
Voodoo, the sultry companion of the Bastard Warlord, talks into her phone. It’s on speaker and on the other end is the voice of Roberto Montoya, head of public relations for DCI.
“Of course. Our satellites have already had the systems upgrades required. Mr. Bull has the required items constructed to make this work?”
“Actually more of a modification. The equipment at Broadcasting Management Inc was set up for radio, so it didn’t really take a lot of work to set it up for TV. And since we own a pay channel, we don’t need to worry about those pesky censors.”
“Correct. The BFR Channel is up and running. We have set a time slot of an hour for this particular show. We are calling it a variety show meets talk show. We have a rating of "Your Eyes May Bleed" for the show. We think it is appropriate.”
“That's about right. His ungodliness shall be pleased. I will pass to him your information.”
Voodoo hangs up the phone and walks to the edge of the platform where the Bastard Warlord sits overlooking the Pit.
“We are all set?”
“Yep, cameras in place and those you asked for are here.”
Bull nods and we flip to a black screen. Suddenly images from the Bastard Lands fill the screen and the voice over starts.
“Live from LAs Vegas and deep within the bowels of the Bastard Lands..... its SHAGGY TIME!!”
Shaggy 2 Dope from ICP walks out onto a stage that is a lot like a talk show stage. Violent J is in a tuxedo like outfit and clapping as Shaggy walks out to cheering people.
“What up y'all! Welcome to the Shaggy Show! We are deep in the Bastard Lands and let me tell ya, Vegas is a disaster. But here, in the Bastard Lands, this is juggalo paradise yo! Seriously, I saw more titties just walking into the studio then I saw all week at the clubs before the shutdown. This place is dope and tonight, tonight we get to sit down with the man that made it all possible, the one and only Bastard Warlord himself, Corey Mutherfuckin Bull. But first, we got ourselves a match in The Pit! Violent J is gonna spin the wheel for these two sorry fucks in the pit and then we are gonna have a talk with our gracious host and leader. Now lets give it up for Mickey Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band as they play us into the fight!”
Music plays and Violent Jay spins the wheel and it lands on Living Purse Attack!
“Oh hell yeah, here's what's gonna happen folks. As you can see, the floor of the pit is being flooded with two feet of water. These two guys have to try and survive until a rope falls from the center of the top. But, here is the kicker and it's the living purses. Ten foot saltwater crocodiles will be released after thirty seconds and another one every ten seconds. Once all four crocs are in the water, the rope will drop. But only one motherfucker can climb out so its say your
prayers for someone! Let the fun commence!”
Bull and Voodoo watch on.
“Oh he is very good lord wetter of panties and freer of titties. Have you received the requests?”
“As we speak, Raven is overlooking a bunch of needed equipment being smuggled in for the ‘dark carnival’ they want to build.”
“My Lord, we are ready for you.”
Bull stands and walks off the stage to the back and we return to Shaggy.
“That motherfucker is half the man he used to be! Wow what an opening act. Now y’all motherfuckers need to get up and show your love for the man that made this twisted funhouse for us. Give it up for the Bastard Warlord Corey Bull!”
Everyone in attendance stands up to throw a fist to their heart as Bull walks out on the stage and sits down near Shaggy’s desk.
“Mother. Fucker. How are things going in the land of Bastards Lord Bull?”
“Excellent Shaggy. We see you are enjoying this new outlet we have provided you.”
“This is dope dude. For real, me and J, we glad you gave us a buzz. This is the hottest shit happening right now and to be a part of it, makes us just ec- fucking- static. So lets get to this tourney you're a part of, how is that?”
“So far things are going as they should. Others would disagree, but we see things through a different lens then the rest of the world.”
“You gotta face some Julian guy this week.”
“Julian Mercury.”
“Yeah him, some hired hitman or something like that from what I heard.”
“We are well aware of Mister Mercury’s credentials, as well as who he works for. They have been busy trying to take over land in the Northern part of Las Vegas, where you may know several of the gangs here in the Bastard Lands used to reside. Most of what is left is remnants of their past. They can have the north.”
“Is this motherfucker gonna cause problems here in the south?
“No. He is but one man right now. We are sure he could secure enough men to make a good run at it, but we have enough outside resources to ensure that it would be a fools errand. Beside he will be preoccupied this week with us. We are going to personally say hello to him.”
“Hell yeah.”
“Fuckin a right J, hell yeah! Well I'm glad you reached out to us, this is gonna be bomb as shit and the juggalos love this place and can’t wait for the future! Ladies and gentlemen, our Lord and our Savior, the Bastard Warlord Corey Bull!”
Bull stands and places his hands together like he is praying and bows to his followers as they all salute him in the Bastard Land way. We flip to Bull’s private suite above the Bastard Lands. Raven is standing next to a covered display and Voodoo is lounging in a pair of fuzzy heels and a silk bathrobe.
“Have you obtained the information?”
“Of course I have. He is working for a company called Kingston Enterprises, but they are calling themselves the Foundation here in Vegas. They are backing him pretty much. He is what you would call an aggressive land acquisition master. He goes in, removes the unwanted trash while lowering the cost of the land with violence and his bosses at that time sweep up the land at rock bottom prices. It’s pretty brilliant actually and I hear he is quite good.”
“Is this company a threat?”
“Not even close. The only company running around Vegas right now that can financially compete is Dukes himself and the two of you are moving for similar ends. I don’t foresee them being a problem. And if they are, we have most of the military outside of Vegas anyways. Right now he is just picking off the unwanted members of gangs that were left behind.”
Bull nods.
“You had something you wanted to show us?”
Raven unveils the display.
“This is the new armor we are working on. Its a mixture of a few different elements and so far, only a 50 cal has gotten through it. It has some mods that will make battle in it much easier and more dangerous for your foes. It has a fully functional HUD display....."
Raven continues to talk as everything fades away.
